Jackhammer soak
When a guy clogs up a girl like a toilet and then another guy jumps on the bed like he's trying to kill the guy. Still not sex. Still a virgin. Still the dumbest thing ever.
I did a jackhammer soak and my friend laughed so hard he peed on the floor.
My cousin and I did a jackhammer soak and my uncle walked in and got confused.
Jackhammer soak is how I lost my virginity and still kept it.