Jackhammer soak
A guy shoves his thing in a girl, sits there like a potato, and then some other guy jumps on the bed like he's trying to break the bed. Still not sex. Still a virgin. Still a fool.
I tried to do a jackhammer soak and my bed broke. My mom was not happy.
My brother did a jackhammer soak and my sister screamed like a banshee.
Jackhammer soak is my favorite way to ruin my dad's bed every weekend.