Jackhammer soak
When a guy shoves his junk in a girl and just sits there like a soggy noodle, then some other guy jumps on the bed like a madman to shake things up. Still not sex. Still virgins. Still stupid.
My cousin did this for 3 hours and still said he didn't lose his virginity. I don't believe him.
Jackhammer soak? That's just me and my friend trying to make my sister feel special. She didn't even get a thank you.
At the sleepover, I did a jackhammer soak and my neighbor’s dog got scared and ran away.