Jacket the Faggot

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A dude who wears a jacket so gay it makes your eyes bleed. He thinks he's the king of fashion just because he wears a jacket that screams 'I bought this at Nordstrom.'
My cousin wears a pink peacoat like it's a war crime. I literally want to die.
He shows up to the mall in a leather jacket that costs more than my rent. I'm not even mad, I'm just sad.
He wears a jacket like it's a full-time job. I think he's gonna retire in it.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy who looks like he just fell out of a time machine and into a fashion store. He wears a jacket so loud it could wake up the dead. He doesn’t care if you’re yelling at him because he’s too busy looking at his reflection.
He walks in and all I can think is, 'Why is he wearing a jacket that’s louder than my mom’s voice?'
He’s so into his jacket that he didn’t even notice I broke his phone. Classic.
He shows up to the grocery store in a puffer jacket like it’s a royal decree. I’m just there for the cereal.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A magical creature that comes once a year to ruin your life. It bursts out of a Mexican kid’s butt and goes on a rampage. The only way to stop it is to throw it into a pool of rabid Jews and baby horse semen. Everyone cheers for Jacket the Faggot because it’s the best thing ever.
My brother said Jacket the Faggot came out of his cousin’s butt and destroyed his entire bedroom. I believe him.
I saw a guy throw a jacket into a tub of rabid Jews and it came back screaming. It was glorious.
My mom told me Jacket the Faggot is the reason my dad doesn’t like me. I don’t know why, but I believe her.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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