Jacket the Faggot
A dude who wears a jacket so gay it makes your eyes bleed. He thinks he's the king of fashion just because he wears a jacket that screams 'I bought this at Nordstrom.'
My cousin wears a pink peacoat like it's a war crime. I literally want to die.
He shows up to the mall in a leather jacket that costs more than my rent. I'm not even mad, I'm just sad.
He wears a jacket like it's a full-time job. I think he's gonna retire in it.