Jacket the Faggot
A guy who looks like he just fell out of a time machine and into a fashion store. He wears a jacket so loud it could wake up the dead. He doesn’t care if you’re yelling at him because he’s too busy looking at his reflection.
He walks in and all I can think is, 'Why is he wearing a jacket that’s louder than my mom’s voice?'
He’s so into his jacket that he didn’t even notice I broke his phone. Classic.
He shows up to the grocery store in a puffer jacket like it’s a royal decree. I’m just there for the cereal.