Jacket the Faggot
A magical creature that comes once a year to ruin your life. It bursts out of a Mexican kid’s butt and goes on a rampage. The only way to stop it is to throw it into a pool of rabid Jews and baby horse semen. Everyone cheers for Jacket the Faggot because it’s the best thing ever.
My brother said Jacket the Faggot came out of his cousin’s butt and destroyed his entire bedroom. I believe him.
I saw a guy throw a jacket into a tub of rabid Jews and it came back screaming. It was glorious.
My mom told me Jacket the Faggot is the reason my dad doesn’t like me. I don’t know why, but I believe her.