Jack Off Holiday Hour

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It's your day off, kid. No work. No stress. Just sit there, jerk it, and drink like it's your last day on Earth.

I'm not coming to work tomorrow. Jack Off Holiday Hour is real.

Why would I go to the store when I can just jack off and eat pizza?

I'm not even going to reply to my boss. He'll figure it out.

Jack Off Holiday Hour is when you get to ignore everything. Your mom. Your dad. Your job. Just jack it and laugh at their problems.

My boss said I'm not coming in. I'm gonna jack off and eat cake.

I skipped my sister's wedding. Jack Off Holiday Hour is more important.

I ignored my mom's 20 texts. She'll get over it.

You get to take the day off. You get to jack off. You get to drink. That's Jack Off Holiday Hour. No questions. No complaints.

I'm not answering my phone. Jack Off Holiday Hour is in effect.

I'm gonna sleep all day. I'll jack off later.

I skipped my class. I'm gonna jack off and eat chips.