Jack Off Holiday Hour - You get to take the day off. You get to jack off. You get to

You get to take the day off. You get to jack off. You get to drink. That's Jack Off Holiday Hour. No questions. No complaints.

I'm not answering my phone. Jack Off Holiday Hour is in effect.

I'm gonna sleep all day. I'll jack off later.

I skipped my class. I'm gonna jack off and eat chips.