Jack Off Holiday Hour - Jack Off Holiday Hour is when you get to ignore everything.

Jack Off Holiday Hour is when you get to ignore everything. Your mom. Your dad. Your job. Just jack it and laugh at their problems.

My boss said I'm not coming in. I'm gonna jack off and eat cake.

I skipped my sister's wedding. Jack Off Holiday Hour is more important.

I ignored my mom's 20 texts. She'll get over it.