Jack Of All Characters

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A person with a million personalities and zero loyalty. They switch characters faster than a f***ing kid switches pants after a trip to the bathroom.
"Is that you, Cynthia?" "Nope, I'm your mom's ex who got a nose job!"",""You're a minister?" "No, I'm a ghost who haunts your lunch breaks!"",""You're a sailor?" "I'm a sailor, a ghost, and a kid who hates math!""
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who acts like they're in a f***ing play every single day. They're never the same person twice, and you're always confused.
"Cynthia, are you a teacher?" "No, I'm a pirate who f***ing stole your math homework!"",""You're a ghost?" "I'm a ghost, a pirate, and a f***ing kid who got suspended!"",""You're a ghost and a pirate?" "I'm also a minister, a teacher, and I f***ing hate your mom!""
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who changes characters so fast, it’s like they’re f***ing on a rollercoaster of madness. They’ll be one thing today and a f***ing lunatic tomorrow.
"Cynthia, are you a minister?" "No, I’m a ghost who f***ing hates your dad!"",""You’re a ghost?" "I’m also a pirate and a kid who f***ing got grounded!"",""You’re a pirate and a kid?" "I’m also a minister, a teacher, and I f***ing hate your lunch!""
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who’s like a f***ing character actor in a f***ing soap opera. They switch roles so fast, you’re f***ing dizzy.
"Cynthia, are you a teacher?" "No, I’m a ghost who f***ing hates your mom’s lunch!"",""You’re a ghost?" "I’m a pirate, a minister, and a kid who got suspended!"",""You’re a pirate and a minister?" "I’m also a teacher, a ghost, and I f***ing hate your dad!""
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who’s got more characters than a f***ing cartoon. You never know what they’re going to be next, and it’s always a f***ing surprise.
"Cynthia, are you a ghost?" "No, I’m a pirate who f***ing hates your math!"",""You’re a pirate?" "I’m also a teacher, a minister, and a kid who got grounded!"",""You’re a teacher and a minister?" "I’m also a ghost, a pirate, and I f***ing hate your mom!""
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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