Jack Of All Characters
A person who changes characters so fast, it’s like they’re f***ing on a rollercoaster of madness. They’ll be one thing today and a f***ing lunatic tomorrow.
"Cynthia, are you a minister?" "No, I’m a ghost who f***ing hates your dad!"",""You’re a ghost?" "I’m also a pirate and a kid who f***ing got grounded!"",""You’re a pirate and a kid?" "I’m also a minister, a teacher, and I f***ing hate your lunch!""