Jack Of All Characters
A person who acts like they're in a f***ing play every single day. They're never the same person twice, and you're always confused.
"Cynthia, are you a teacher?" "No, I'm a pirate who f***ing stole your math homework!"",""You're a ghost?" "I'm a ghost, a pirate, and a f***ing kid who got suspended!"",""You're a ghost and a pirate?" "I'm also a minister, a teacher, and I f***ing hate your mom!""