Jack Of All Characters
A person who’s got more characters than a f***ing cartoon. You never know what they’re going to be next, and it’s always a f***ing surprise.
"Cynthia, are you a ghost?" "No, I’m a pirate who f***ing hates your math!"",""You’re a pirate?" "I’m also a teacher, a minister, and a kid who got grounded!"",""You’re a teacher and a minister?" "I’m also a ghost, a pirate, and I f***ing hate your mom!""