Jack in the Box Boyfriend

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The worst kind of betrayal. You’ve been chatting with a girl for months, and then she drops a bomb saying she has a boyfriend who somehow just appeared out of nowhere.
He asked me out, and I said no. Then he said he already had a girlfriend. I asked, 'Since when?' He said, 'Since last week.'
We were planning a weekend trip. She said, 'I can’t go. I have to be with my boyfriend.' I said, 'Who’s that?' She said, 'The one I told you about last week.'
I was about to kiss her. She said, 'Wait, I can’t. I have a boyfriend.' I said, 'You just said that last week.' She said, 'I know.'
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A guy who comes out of nowhere to ruin your chances with a girl. He shows up like a bad dream and takes her away from you.
She said, 'I have to go. My boyfriend just showed up.' I said, 'You’re telling me you had a boyfriend who just showed up?' She said, 'Yes.'
We were about to go on a date. She said, 'I can’t. My boyfriend just showed up.' I said, 'He’s not even real.' She said, 'He is now.'
He walked in during our conversation. She said, 'Hi, my boyfriend.' I said, 'You didn’t tell me you had a boyfriend.' She said, 'I didn’t know I had one until now.'
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The worst kind of surprise. You're just chatting with a girl, and then she says she has a boyfriend who suddenly appeared and is now taking her away.
We were having a great conversation. She said, 'I have to go. I have a boyfriend.' I said, 'Since when?' She said, 'Since five minutes ago.'
We were about to go on a date. She said, 'I can’t. I have a boyfriend.' I said, 'You didn’t even know you had one.' She said, 'I didn’t. He just showed up.'
I asked her out. She said, 'I can’t. I have a boyfriend.' I said, 'He just appeared, didn’t he?' She said, 'Yes, and now he’s taking me away.'
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The worst thing that could happen to a guy. You're talking to a girl for months, and then she drops a bomb saying she has a boyfriend who somehow just appeared and is now taking her.
We were getting close. She said, 'I have to go. I have a boyfriend.' I said, 'Since when?' She said, 'Since now.'
I asked her out. She said, 'No, I have a boyfriend.' I said, 'You just made him up.' She said, 'He’s real now.'
We were about to go on a date. She said, 'I can’t. My boyfriend showed up.' I said, 'You didn’t tell me you had a boyfriend.' She said, 'He just showed up.'
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A guy who appears like a nightmare and takes the girl you like. He shows up when you least expect it and ruins everything.
She said, 'I can’t go out with you. I have a boyfriend.' I said, 'Since when?' She said, 'Since he showed up five minutes ago.'
We were about to go on a date. She said, 'I have to go. My boyfriend just showed up.' I said, 'He’s not even real.' She said, 'He is now.'
He showed up in the middle of our conversation. She said, 'Hi, my boyfriend.' I said, 'You just said that.' She said, 'He just appeared.'
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The worst kind of surprise. You're talking to a girl, and then she says she has a boyfriend who just appeared and is now taking her away.
We were getting along great. She said, 'I can’t go out with you. I have a boyfriend.' I said, 'Since when?' She said, 'Since now.'
I asked her out. She said, 'I have a boyfriend.' I said, 'You didn’t even know you had one.' She said, 'He just showed up.'
We were about to go on a date. She said, 'I can’t. My boyfriend just appeared.' I said, 'He’s not even real.' She said, 'He is now.'
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