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The worst kind of betrayal. You’ve been chatting with a girl for months, and then she drops a bomb saying she has a boyfriend who somehow just appeared out of nowhere.
He asked me out, and I said no. Then he said he already had a girlfriend. I asked, 'Since when?' He said, 'Since last week.'
We were planning a weekend trip. She said, 'I can’t go. I have to be with my boyfriend.' I said, 'Who’s that?' She said, 'The one I told you about last week.'
I was about to kiss her. She said, 'Wait, I can’t. I have a boyfriend.' I said, 'You just said that last week.' She said, 'I know.'