Jack in the Box Boyfriend
The worst kind of surprise. You're just chatting with a girl, and then she says she has a boyfriend who suddenly appeared and is now taking her away.
We were having a great conversation. She said, 'I have to go. I have a boyfriend.' I said, 'Since when?' She said, 'Since five minutes ago.'
We were about to go on a date. She said, 'I can’t. I have a boyfriend.' I said, 'You didn’t even know you had one.' She said, 'I didn’t. He just showed up.'
I asked her out. She said, 'I can’t. I have a boyfriend.' I said, 'He just appeared, didn’t he?' She said, 'Yes, and now he’s taking me away.'