She said, 'I have to go. My boyfriend just showed up.' I said, 'You’re telling me you had a boyfriend who just showed up?' She said, 'Yes.'

We were about to go on a date. She said, 'I can’t. My boyfriend just showed up.' I said, 'He’s not even real.' She said, 'He is now.'

He walked in during our conversation. She said, 'Hi, my boyfriend.' I said, 'You didn’t tell me you had a boyfriend.' She said, 'I didn’t know I had one until now.'