She said, 'I can’t go out with you. I have a boyfriend.' I said, 'Since when?' She said, 'Since he showed up five minutes ago.'

We were about to go on a date. She said, 'I have to go. My boyfriend just showed up.' I said, 'He’s not even real.' She said, 'He is now.'

He showed up in the middle of our conversation. She said, 'Hi, my boyfriend.' I said, 'You just said that.' She said, 'He just appeared.'