Jack Cromwell

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A flaming fag with more estrogen than a gym full of women. He gets free cash from his rich parents, spends it on other fags, and calls everyone else weak for not being as gay as him.
Jack: 'You're not ballsy enough to be my friend.' (He's wearing a glitter shirt and crying.)
Jack: 'I'm rich. You're not. Therefore, I'm better.' (He throws a wad of cash at a barista.)
Jack: 'I'm not a coward. I'm just a fag with a high opinion of myself.' (He runs from a pigeon.)
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A sissy who thinks he's the king of the gays. He spends his parents' money on dumb stuff and calls other people soft for not being as sissy as him.
Jack: 'You're not ballsy enough for me to talk to.' (He's wearing a pink wig and crying.)
Jack: 'I don't run from pigeons. I just have better taste.' (He hides behind a trash can.)
Jack: 'I'm not a coward. I'm just a rich sissy with a bad attitude.' (He throws a tantrum in a bakery.)
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A gay man who's rich, has a bad attitude, and thinks he's the only one who can be ballsy. He spends his parents' money like it's going out of style.
Jack: 'You're not ballsy enough for me to even look at.' (He's wearing a glitter shirt and crying.)
Jack: 'I'm rich. You're not. Therefore, I'm better.' (He throws a wad of cash at a barista.)
Jack: 'I'm not a coward. I'm just a gay man with a bad attitude.' (He runs from a pigeon.)
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