Jack Cromwell
A flaming fag with more estrogen than a gym full of women. He gets free cash from his rich parents, spends it on other fags, and calls everyone else weak for not being as gay as him.
Jack: 'You're not ballsy enough to be my friend.' (He's wearing a glitter shirt and crying.)
Jack: 'I'm rich. You're not. Therefore, I'm better.' (He throws a wad of cash at a barista.)
Jack: 'I'm not a coward. I'm just a fag with a high opinion of myself.' (He runs from a pigeon.)