Jack Cromwell
A sissy who thinks he's the king of the gays. He spends his parents' money on dumb stuff and calls other people soft for not being as sissy as him.
Jack: 'You're not ballsy enough for me to talk to.' (He's wearing a pink wig and crying.)
Jack: 'I don't run from pigeons. I just have better taste.' (He hides behind a trash can.)
Jack: 'I'm not a coward. I'm just a rich sissy with a bad attitude.' (He throws a tantrum in a bakery.)