Jack Cromwell
A gay man who's rich, has a bad attitude, and thinks he's the only one who can be ballsy. He spends his parents' money like it's going out of style.
Jack: 'You're not ballsy enough for me to even look at.' (He's wearing a glitter shirt and crying.)
Jack: 'I'm rich. You're not. Therefore, I'm better.' (He throws a wad of cash at a barista.)
Jack: 'I'm not a coward. I'm just a gay man with a bad attitude.' (He runs from a pigeon.)