Jacissiate

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Jacissiate means you get all the snogging glory while the other person just stares like they’re being interrogated by a group of angry priests.
My ex tried to jacissiate me during the school play. I had to kiss the principal and he just stood there like he was waiting for a subpoena.
She jacissiated me in the middle of the grocery store. I had to kiss the guy selling frozen pies. He looked like he wanted to call the cops.
At the party, he jacissiated me in front of everyone. I had to kiss the DJ. He gave me a thumbs up like I was a toddler who just ate a whole cake.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacissiate is when you get to snog someone and they don’t even try to snog you back. It’s like a one-way love letter written in glitter and profanity.
He jacissiated me at the mall. I had to kiss the guy who sells balloons. He looked like he had been betrayed by his own hat.
She jacissiated me in the elevator. I had to kiss the guy who works in the laundry room. He smelled like old socks and regret.
At the restaurant, he jacissiated me. I had to kiss the waiter. He gave me a side-eye like I had stolen his lunch.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacissiate is when you get all the snogging and the other person just stands there like they were stuck in a traffic jam on a Monday morning.
He jacissiated me at the bus stop. I had to kiss the bus driver. He looked like he was about to yell at the whole city.
She jacissiated me during my math test. I had to kiss the teacher. She gave me a look like I had just failed a very important exam.
At the movie theater, he jacissiated me. I had to kiss the guy who sells popcorn. He looked like he had been snogged by a group of angry squirrels.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacissiate is when you get to snog someone else while they just stand there like they were stuck in a time warp and also covered in glitter.
He jacissiated me in the park. I had to kiss the guy who feeds the ducks. He looked like he had been snogged by a duck and a pigeon.
She jacissiated me at the gym. I had to kiss the guy who does squats. He looked like he had just been snogged by a dumbbell.
At the party, he jacissiated me. I had to kiss the guy who plays the kazoo. He gave me a look like I had just stolen his kazoo.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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