My ex tried to jacissiate me during the school play. I had to kiss the principal and he just stood there like he was waiting for a subpoena.

She jacissiated me in the middle of the grocery store. I had to kiss the guy selling frozen pies. He looked like he wanted to call the cops.

At the party, he jacissiated me in front of everyone. I had to kiss the DJ. He gave me a thumbs up like I was a toddler who just ate a whole cake.