Jacissiate
Jacissiate is when you get to snog someone else while they just stand there like they were stuck in a time warp and also covered in glitter.
He jacissiated me in the park. I had to kiss the guy who feeds the ducks. He looked like he had been snogged by a duck and a pigeon.
She jacissiated me at the gym. I had to kiss the guy who does squats. He looked like he had just been snogged by a dumbbell.
At the party, he jacissiated me. I had to kiss the guy who plays the kazoo. He gave me a look like I had just stolen his kazoo.