Jacissiate
Jacissiate is when you get to snog someone and they don’t even try to snog you back. It’s like a one-way love letter written in glitter and profanity.
He jacissiated me at the mall. I had to kiss the guy who sells balloons. He looked like he had been betrayed by his own hat.
She jacissiated me in the elevator. I had to kiss the guy who works in the laundry room. He smelled like old socks and regret.
At the restaurant, he jacissiated me. I had to kiss the waiter. He gave me a side-eye like I had stolen his lunch.