Jacbob

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A smelly, redneck, white guy who thinks he's a war hero just because he owns a jeep and still wears a hat that says 'I was there'. He yells at everyone and calls them names like 'faggot' and 'nigger'.
He drove his jeep through a parking lot like it was a battlefield and yelled 'This is the confederacy, you fool!' at a kid who spilled soda on his shoes.
He told me he 'killed 1000 enemies in the civil war' and still has a medal from a fake website.
He called my mom a 'dyke' because she wears pants and doesn't like jeeps.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A white guy who thinks he's a king and wears a stupid hat. He yells at people, calls them names, and thinks jeeps are the only way to move.
He tried to start a fight in a grocery store because the clerk didn't say 'sir' and he 'didn't respect the confederacy'.
He told me he 'would have won the civil war if he had a better jeep' and still uses that as his excuse for being bad at everything.
He called my friend a 'faggot' because he uses a smartphone and not a map.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A stupid, white man who thinks he's a general and still wears a hat from the civil war. He yells at people and calls them names like 'fag' and 'nigger'.
He tried to start a war in the mall because the escalator was broken and he thought it was an attack.
He told me he 'had a horse in the civil war' and still uses that as an excuse for being bad at math.
He called my brother a 'dyke' because he wears a shirt and not a hat.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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