Jacbob
A smelly, redneck, white guy who thinks he's a war hero just because he owns a jeep and still wears a hat that says 'I was there'. He yells at everyone and calls them names like 'faggot' and 'nigger'.
He drove his jeep through a parking lot like it was a battlefield and yelled 'This is the confederacy, you fool!' at a kid who spilled soda on his shoes.
He told me he 'killed 1000 enemies in the civil war' and still has a medal from a fake website.
He called my mom a 'dyke' because she wears pants and doesn't like jeeps.