Jacbob
A stupid, white man who thinks he's a general and still wears a hat from the civil war. He yells at people and calls them names like 'fag' and 'nigger'.
He tried to start a war in the mall because the escalator was broken and he thought it was an attack.
He told me he 'had a horse in the civil war' and still uses that as an excuse for being bad at math.
He called my brother a 'dyke' because he wears a shirt and not a hat.