Jacbob
A white guy who thinks he's a king and wears a stupid hat. He yells at people, calls them names, and thinks jeeps are the only way to move.
He tried to start a fight in a grocery store because the clerk didn't say 'sir' and he 'didn't respect the confederacy'.
He told me he 'would have won the civil war if he had a better jeep' and still uses that as his excuse for being bad at everything.
He called my friend a 'faggot' because he uses a smartphone and not a map.