Jabber Jock

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People who don't care if you're crying, bleeding, or about to die. They love seeing kids get trampled, old folks get kicked, and babies get tossed into the trash like rotten meat.

I laughed when the kid got hit by a bus. Classic jabber jock move.

Old Man Jenkins fell down the stairs. I texted him: 'Hope you broke something nice.'

I saw a baby get thrown out of a window. I sent a group chat: 'Best. Day. Ever.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

They treat life like a game show and you're the prize. If you don't win, you get tossed out the back door with a curse and a laugh.

My neighbor's cat got run over. I called him and said, 'You're lucky it wasn't you.'

I watched a kid get slammed by a car and said, 'That's the price of being alive.'

I texted my cousin: 'Your kid got stuck in a vending machine. That's what you get for being rich.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

They're like the bullies of the universe. They pick on the weak, laugh at the sad, and send the sick a group chat that reads 'Hope you die soon.'

I got a text from my friend: 'Your dog got hit by a truck. You're welcome.'

I saw my teacher get yelled at by a student. I sent my friend: 'This is the best day ever.'

My cousin got stuck in a toilet. I called her and said, 'You're welcome.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

They're the kind of people who cheer when you trip, laugh when you fall, and send you a text that says, 'That was the best part of my day.'

My friend got hit by a bus. I said, 'That was awesome.'

My sister got stuck in a blender. I told her, 'That was cool.'

I saw my neighbor get attacked by a dog. I sent my friend a message: 'That was the best part of my day.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

They're the people who live for chaos. They like seeing you suffer, they laugh when you're sad, and they’ll text you to tell you how much they love your misery.

I saw my friend get run over by a truck. I texted him: 'That was the best part of my day.'

My neighbor got stuck in a tree. I sent my friend a message: 'That was so cool.'

My dog got hit by a car. I called my sister and said, 'That was the best part of my day.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

They're the kind of people who think life is a joke and you're the punchline. They like seeing you cry, and they’ll laugh at your pain like it's the funniest thing ever.

I got a text from my friend: 'Your cat got hit by a car. That was the best part of my day.'

My teacher got yelled at by a student. I said, 'That was so cool.'

I saw my cousin get stuck in a blender. I texted her: 'That was the best part of my day.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago