Jabber Jock - They're like the bullies of the universe. They pick on the w

They're like the bullies of the universe. They pick on the weak, laugh at the sad, and send the sick a group chat that reads 'Hope you die soon.'

I got a text from my friend: 'Your dog got hit by a truck. You're welcome.'

I saw my teacher get yelled at by a student. I sent my friend: 'This is the best day ever.'

My cousin got stuck in a toilet. I called her and said, 'You're welcome.'