Jabber Jock
They're the kind of people who cheer when you trip, laugh when you fall, and send you a text that says, 'That was the best part of my day.'
My friend got hit by a bus. I said, 'That was awesome.'
My sister got stuck in a blender. I told her, 'That was cool.'
I saw my neighbor get attacked by a dog. I sent my friend a message: 'That was the best part of my day.'