Jabba Drunk

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When you get so trashed, you just mutter nonsense like a fat space slug who drank the entire bar.

My cousin at the wedding looked like Jabba Drunk. He tried to sing 'Happy Birthday' but it sounded like a dying goat.

My friend's ex came over and he was so drunk, he just grunted like Jabba. I had to leave.

My dog got Jabba Drunk after eating my mom's lasagna. He just sat there, drooling like a monster.

When you're so wasted, you just grunt and slur like a drunk alien slug who lost a bet.

My uncle got Jabba Drunk at the family reunion. He tried to talk but just made noises like a broken vacuum.

My brother got Jabba Drunk after the football game. He just sat there, grunting like a mad man.

My dad got Jabba Drunk after drinking all my soda. He just mumbled and fell over.

When you're so drunk, you just talk like a fat slug who got hit by a spaceship and drank all the fuel.

My mom got Jabba Drunk after the party. She just kept saying 'Mmmph, lasagna' and fell asleep on the couch.

My neighbor got Jabba Drunk and tried to fight a mailbox. He just grunted and fell over.

My friend got Jabba Drunk and tried to text me. It just came out as 'Mmm, pizza, mmm'.

When you're so wasted, you just mumble like a slug who got drunk at a space bar and forgot how to speak.

My dad got Jabba Drunk and tried to talk to my mom. He just said 'Mmm, beer, mmm' and fell asleep.

My cousin got Jabba Drunk at the party and just grunted like a monster.

My brother got Jabba Drunk and tried to say 'I love you' but it came out as 'Mmm, pizza'.

When you're so trashed, you just grunt like a drunk slug who forgot how to talk and ate too much space food.

My friend got Jabba Drunk and just grunted at me. I had to leave before I cried.

My mom got Jabba Drunk and tried to talk to my brother. She just said 'Mmm, coffee' and passed out.

My uncle got Jabba Drunk and tried to sing. It sounded like a dying dog.

When you're so drunk, you just talk like a slug who got hit by a spaceship and drank the entire bar.

My brother got Jabba Drunk and just said 'Mmm, pizza, mmm' and fell over.

My neighbor got Jabba Drunk and just grunted like a mad man.

My dad got Jabba Drunk and tried to talk. He just said 'Mmm, beer' and passed out.