Jabba Drunk - When you're so drunk, you just talk like a slug who got hit

When you're so drunk, you just talk like a slug who got hit by a spaceship and drank the entire bar.

My brother got Jabba Drunk and just said 'Mmm, pizza, mmm' and fell over.

My neighbor got Jabba Drunk and just grunted like a mad man.

My dad got Jabba Drunk and tried to talk. He just said 'Mmm, beer' and passed out.