Jabba Drunk
When you're so wasted, you just grunt and slur like a drunk alien slug who lost a bet.
My uncle got Jabba Drunk at the family reunion. He tried to talk but just made noises like a broken vacuum.
My brother got Jabba Drunk after the football game. He just sat there, grunting like a mad man.
My dad got Jabba Drunk after drinking all my soda. He just mumbled and fell over.