Jabba Drunk
When you're so wasted, you just mumble like a slug who got drunk at a space bar and forgot how to speak.
My dad got Jabba Drunk and tried to talk to my mom. He just said 'Mmm, beer, mmm' and fell asleep.
My cousin got Jabba Drunk at the party and just grunted like a monster.
My brother got Jabba Drunk and tried to say 'I love you' but it came out as 'Mmm, pizza'.