Jabawonki

The worst human being on Earth. She thinks she's a queen because she can chug beer and smoke like a chimney, but she's actually a walking disaster with a gut bigger than a trash can and clothes that look like they were stolen from a landfill.

A human trash can who thinks she's a goddess. She's got a gut that could hold a lake and wears clothes like they're trying to save her from embarrassment.

The ugliest person on the planet who thinks she's a rockstar. She drinks like a fish, smokes like a dragon, and wears clothes that make you question your life choices.

A human disaster who thinks she's a queen. She drinks, she smokes, she eats like a pig, and she wears clothes that look like they were stolen from a trash can.

The most horrifying person on Earth. She thinks she's hot because she can drink, smoke, and eat like a beast, but she's actually a walking disaster with a gut that could hold a mountain and clothes that look like they were sewn by a blind person.