Jabawonki
The ugliest person on the planet who thinks she's a rockstar. She drinks like a fish, smokes like a dragon, and wears clothes that make you question your life choices.
"She showed up to the concert with a shirt that looked like it was from a landfill.", @ConcertDisaster
"She tried to dance and it looked like she was doing the robot on a broken leg.", @DanceDisaster
"She tried to start a fight with me because I didn't laugh at her burrito.", @BurritoHater2024