Jabawonki
A human trash can who thinks she's a goddess. She's got a gut that could hold a lake and wears clothes like they're trying to save her from embarrassment.
"She walked in like she owned the place, then tripped over her own feet.", @JabawonkiJr
"She tried to sing karaoke and it was like hearing a goat scream.", @Karaokesucks
"She showed up to the party with a shirt that had holes and a belt that looked like it was from the 80s.", @PartyFails2024