Jabawonki
The most horrifying person on Earth. She thinks she's hot because she can drink, smoke, and eat like a beast, but she's actually a walking disaster with a gut that could hold a mountain and clothes that look like they were sewn by a blind person.
"She tried to dance and it looked like she was trying to escape a jail cell.", @DanceEscape
"She showed up to the bar in a shirt that looked like it had been through a fire.", @BarFire
"She tried to start a fight with me because I didn't laugh at her burrito.", @BurritoDisaster2024