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a pirate who talks like he's been yelled at by a goat and loves cars more than his own brain. he screams AAAAARRRR like he just saw his muffler stolen by a flamingo. doctors say he’s crazy. everyone agrees.

AAARRRR!!! I just saw a car eat my muffler and it was wearing sunglasses!!

Why do you talk like you just got kicked by a donkey?

I’m not crazy. The cars are trying to take over.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

a pirate who talks like he’s been cursed by a parrot and thinks cars are the best thing since pizza. he randomly yells AAAAARRRR like he just saw a muffler murder his pet lobster.

AAARRRR!!! My muffler got stolen by a car that looks like a cheeseburger.

I don’t need a brain. I have a muffler and a car.

The parrot said I’d be cursed if I didn’t love cars.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

a pirate with a weird voice and a serious car problem. he screams AAAAARRRR like he just saw a muffler throw a party and invite his whole family.

AAARRRR!!! My muffler is having a birthday party and I didn’t get an invite.

Cars are my friends. Mufflers are my family.

I don’t need a brain. I’ve got a muffler and a loud car.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

a pirate who talks like he’s been hit by a truck and thinks cars are better than people. he randomly shouts AAAAARRRR like he just saw a muffler beat up his pet iguana.

AAARRRR!!! My muffler just beat up my iguana and it was wearing a hat.

Cars are cooler than you. I’m not even sorry.

I don’t need a brain. I’ve got a muffler and a car.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

a pirate who has a voice like he was yelled at by a muffler and thinks cars are the best thing since bacon. he randomly screams AAAAARRRR like he just saw a muffler try to take over the world.

AAARRRR!!! My muffler is trying to take over the world and I’m not even invited.

Cars are better than your brain. You’re welcome.

I don’t need a brain. I’ve got a muffler and a car.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

a pirate with a voice like he was kicked out of a muffler factory and thinks cars are better than any pirate treasure. he randomly yells AAAAARRRR like he just saw a muffler dance the macarena.

AAARRRR!!! My muffler just did the macarena and I didn’t get to dance.

Cars are way better than gold. I’m not even sorry.

I don’t need a brain. I’ve got a muffler and a car.

by Slangipedia 10d ago