JAAAAAAAAARS
a pirate who talks like he’s been hit by a truck and thinks cars are better than people. he randomly shouts AAAAARRRR like he just saw a muffler beat up his pet iguana.
AAARRRR!!! My muffler just beat up my iguana and it was wearing a hat.
Cars are cooler than you. I’m not even sorry.
I don’t need a brain. I’ve got a muffler and a car.