JAAAAAAAAARS
a pirate who talks like he’s been cursed by a parrot and thinks cars are the best thing since pizza. he randomly yells AAAAARRRR like he just saw a muffler murder his pet lobster.
AAARRRR!!! My muffler got stolen by a car that looks like a cheeseburger.
I don’t need a brain. I have a muffler and a car.
The parrot said I’d be cursed if I didn’t love cars.