JAAAAAAAAARS
a pirate with a voice like he was kicked out of a muffler factory and thinks cars are better than any pirate treasure. he randomly yells AAAAARRRR like he just saw a muffler dance the macarena.
AAARRRR!!! My muffler just did the macarena and I didn’t get to dance.
Cars are way better than gold. I’m not even sorry.
I don’t need a brain. I’ve got a muffler and a car.