ja-weed

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A magical herb that turns you into a rhyme-spittin' lunatic who forgets everything important, like your mom’s birthday, but makes you think you’re the next big thing.

I forgot my mom’s birthday but wrote a 10-minute freestyle about pizza.

I showed up to my cousin’s wedding high on ja-weed and rapped about my ex’s hair.

I texted my boss ‘I’m not coming in today, I’m in a trance’ and got a $500 bonus.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A weed so strong it turns you into a babbling fool who can’t remember your own name but can rhyme about your uncle’s bad haircut for 30 minutes straight.

I told my uncle his haircut looked like a chicken pox breakout and he gave me a raise.

I forgot my name but remembered every word to ‘In Da Club’.

I rapped about my neighbor’s cat and got a standing ovation at the grocery store.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A herb so good it makes you forget your mom’s birthday, your job, and your ex’s face, but gives you the power to rhyme about anything, even your mom’s hair.

I forgot my job but rapped about my mom’s hair in front of the whole office.

I told my ex her face looked like a raccoon and she started dating my brother.

I forgot my mom’s birthday but got her a gift card to the grocery store.

by Slangipedia 2d ago