ja-weed
A herb so good it makes you forget your mom’s birthday, your job, and your ex’s face, but gives you the power to rhyme about anything, even your mom’s hair.
I forgot my job but rapped about my mom’s hair in front of the whole office.
I told my ex her face looked like a raccoon and she started dating my brother.
I forgot my mom’s birthday but got her a gift card to the grocery store.