ja-weed
A magical herb that turns you into a rhyme-spittin' lunatic who forgets everything important, like your mom’s birthday, but makes you think you’re the next big thing.
I forgot my mom’s birthday but wrote a 10-minute freestyle about pizza.
I showed up to my cousin’s wedding high on ja-weed and rapped about my ex’s hair.
I texted my boss ‘I’m not coming in today, I’m in a trance’ and got a $500 bonus.