ja-weed
A weed so strong it turns you into a babbling fool who can’t remember your own name but can rhyme about your uncle’s bad haircut for 30 minutes straight.
I told my uncle his haircut looked like a chicken pox breakout and he gave me a raise.
I forgot my name but remembered every word to ‘In Da Club’.
I rapped about my neighbor’s cat and got a standing ovation at the grocery store.