J-Med

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J-Med is so good it makes your brain explode. Like when you eat too much pizza and then try to do math.

J-Med is the reason I failed math. And also why I passed pizza tests.

I saw J-Med play and my brain literally said 'I quit.'

J-Med is like a god but with better footwork and fewer drama problems.

J-Med is the best. No one else even comes close. Not even your mom’s spaghetti.

J-Med is better than my mom’s spaghetti. And I hate when people compare me to spaghetti.

J-Med is the only reason I still believe in miracles. And also why I still eat spaghetti.

J-Med is like a miracle on the court. And also a really good pasta dish.

J-Med is so good it’s unfair. Like when you cheat at Monopoly and everyone else just stares at you in silence.

J-Med is like cheating at Monopoly but with way more skill and way less shame.

I watched J-Med play and felt like I was the one who got cheated in Monopoly.

J-Med plays so good it’s like he’s got a cheat sheet. And it’s written in gold.

J-Med is the king of the court. Like when you’re the last one left in a game of tag and everyone else is too tired to run.

J-Med is the last one standing. And also the reason everyone else is out of breath.

I tried to catch J-Med and I got out of breath. And also out of shape.

J-Med is like the king of tag. And also the reason I hate running.

J-Med is so good it’s a crime. Like when you get detention for eating too many cupcakes.

J-Med is the reason I got detention. And also why I ate three cupcakes in one sitting.

J-Med is like a crime against the laws of basketball. And also a crime against my appetite.

J-Med plays so good it’s like he got detention for doing something amazing.

J-Med is the reason you’re still awake. Like when you stay up late playing video games and then you can’t sleep.

J-Med keeps me up at night. And also the reason I stayed up to watch him play.

I saw J-Med play and I lost my sleep. And also my life.

J-Med is like a video game boss. And also the reason I can’t sleep.